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Steven

A gay ass retarded country kid that wears cowboy boots everywhere and has a small dick
Who's that kid with the boots

That's just Steven
by A very negative person April 30, 2025
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Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens”
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
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Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
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Steven handis

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.
by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023
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Steven

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!
Omg Steven is Live!
by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021
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Steven

has a bbc and knows how to use it :) all is the goat and the best at basketball.
Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
by exponentially March 28, 2022
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Stevens(d)

When you get burned via a witty reply all email with the senders intent to publicly shame and humiliate your egregious error.
If you would have let everyone know those were biscuits and not cookies you wouldn't have got Stevens(d).
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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