j dubbers

A common phrase to descibe a stupid arrogant potato-headed cuntface. They will often claim to be brilliant at english when, in fact, they're utter shit and have the IQ of a 4 year old. Will also often masturbate over mario, pokèmon and WWE until the age of 21 where they will die of retardism, herited from mothers who earn £7,000 a year or less.

Note- often strangly resembles the Michelin Man.
"Look kieran, that mother has a j dubbers!"
"Oh god, i do feel sorry for her having look at such a vile specimen"
by Jackwarren March 29, 2016
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J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
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J Summs

That one kid in your high school class who thinks he's classy as fuck and athletic but all he does is swim and shit.
You: "Hey J Summs wanna go to a party this weekend?"
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."
by Natty Ice wuz hur January 28, 2014
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J-TOTin'

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it
by Mario Joseph D. April 28, 2008
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j ride

Me: “wyd

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride
Me: “niiicccceee”
by Nurseshell06 May 04, 2020
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J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!
by Hashtagj March 22, 2017
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evie j

i really nice girl but also an ex brace face <3
look there’s evie j!!! she got her braces off
by GHETTO RATATATATATATA September 15, 2021
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