2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

Sassy Sunday

The day where you let all of your sassiness go and become more manly the next day.

“Babe why are you being so sassy”
“Wdym it’s sassy Sunday..”

by Chickennugget9k March 26, 2023

Sunday

a very cool person with a good humour and great personality,did I mention cool?

sundus is such a Sunday I wanna be her

by sunburnnn May 4, 2025

Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.

Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"

by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012

Scenic Sunday

When your completely naked wife bursts through the door of your bathroom into the bedroom after her early morning Sunday shower.

Damn Baby! You sure know how to make this a Scenic Sunday!

by Pumpernipple bread October 23, 2022

Sunday

the worst day ever.
extreme anxitety
rushing to do your homework
Monday is tomorrow
i have to get up early in the morning
so unproductive
fuck

Jeff: What day is it?
John: Sunday
Jeff:
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by potty humor XD March 24, 2024

hot fudge sunday

A delicious dessert that you give a partner who likes to eat ass. It's just a bit of shit topped with whip cream and a cherry...that ur partner eats from your ass YUM.

Want me to give you a hot fudge sunday baby?

by mimosamami April 8, 2021