gettin em semi-soft

Gettin em semi-soft is very similar to "gettin em hard." It means the same thing, but is only used when the situation is intense, but not that extreme.
Guy 1: Holy crap, that mof just shot him!

Guy 2: Gettin em semi-soft!
by Luke Ax August 14, 2009
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Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."
by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005
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soft made cat

some body that hates on you and your homeboys for any reason
someone that dont have what you got
by virgil roberts May 09, 2003
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turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone
dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum
by boondogle September 25, 2009
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Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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bro u r soft

Bro u r softer than cake
by Howard274y2u2 January 08, 2018
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San Diego Soft Serve

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.
He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.
by bigdamo94 August 23, 2006
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