rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

Rusty Hurricane

The act of quickly pulling out your penis during anal intercourse and then proceeding to give your partner a golden shower simultaneously blowing gusts of air on your partner by flapping your arms in a wave like motion.

"My girl loves it when I pee on her and do her anal. So I'd thought I would give her the best of both worlds and give her a rusty hurricane."

by Spicy Ketchup September 19, 2009

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003

Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.

Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.

by Kenny Young October 29, 2009

Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010

Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.

Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.

by Caz_B February 4, 2008

Rusty Milkbox Ukelele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukelele.

by noxymann April 20, 2009