When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically
John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."
Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
by Slickus26 October 15, 2023
Get the Hail Rulesmug. An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.
Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018
Get the Drunk Rulesmug. Guy 1: Man, there is no possible way anyone could think of another rule.
Guy 2: "Rule 889"
Guy 1: Oh yeah...
Guy 2: "Rule 889"
Guy 1: Oh yeah...
by Pixel Studios May 30, 2017
Get the rule 889mug. Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."
by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020
Get the Rule 90mug. The unwritten rule that comes into effect when McDonald's temporarily changes the price of all fountain soft drinks to $1 for summer.
The rule states that one MUST purchase a large-sized drink, regardless of the situation. In theory, this is to avoid possible fear of needing to drink more and teasing. Some may even buy a large drink simply because they are afraid of not getting every penny's worth of soda.
The rule states that one MUST purchase a large-sized drink, regardless of the situation. In theory, this is to avoid possible fear of needing to drink more and teasing. Some may even buy a large drink simply because they are afraid of not getting every penny's worth of soda.
A: Hold on Jeff, let me go get a large coke.
B: I thought you were trying to lose weight.
A: Hey, it's cheap, and that's why I'm getting one.
B: Why get a large though?
A: Dude, it's the McSummer rule!
B: Whatever. You're not actually gonna drink the whole thing are you?
A: 'course not........just don't question it.
B: I thought you were trying to lose weight.
A: Hey, it's cheap, and that's why I'm getting one.
B: Why get a large though?
A: Dude, it's the McSummer rule!
B: Whatever. You're not actually gonna drink the whole thing are you?
A: 'course not........just don't question it.
by drinkupordie June 23, 2010
Get the McSummer Rulemug. by JerkInTheCorner September 30, 2011
Get the The Facebook Rulemug. by kailee9 May 14, 2022
Get the Rule 34mug.