Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

rule freak

Opposite of a criminal; a rather boring and frustrating person who is very lawfully upright, non-rebellious, submissive to authority and so conforming to rules, safety norms and standards to the point that it gets uncool when they themselves or others need to break the rules even for good reasons, they try controlling others with their rules, and may possibly have been a high school nerd, were once felons themselves and got fucked up, or were emotionally unable to be influenced to do the slightest types of deviance (bullying, staying out past curfew, stealing, drinking, partying, fights, pranks, foul language, etc.) during their teenage years either because they were way too wiser than 99.99% of teens, they lived in a very strict environment, they have a naturally righteous or obsessive-compulsive personality, or they haven't really grown past the childlike obediance stage for some reason. Legal prudeness is often considered a form of "experience virginity" if you haven't really enjoyed a phase of being "deviant" or nonconforming at least a single time during your teen years, so others will try to influence you just for the kick of it and get you to taste the hot, sweet flame of rebellion that you missed out on. Anyway, we've all known this one teacher who's a rule freak...

Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.

Amir: Where can I download a crack of Adobe Photoshop CS5?
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.

by PorcupineCanadian July 3, 2018

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

rule 2.71

If the situation is bad, it could be exponentially worse.

- Dude I slept with my cousin
- Don't worry about it, rule 2.71

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

The Lawrence Rule

Wanting a theory or rule named after you.

Sofia wanted a to create a math rule so she could get to name it after herself, "The Lawrence Rule".

by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022