rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday
Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch
by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015
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McSummer Rule

The unwritten rule that comes into effect when McDonald's temporarily changes the price of all fountain soft drinks to $1 for summer.

The rule states that one MUST purchase a large-sized drink, regardless of the situation. In theory, this is to avoid possible fear of needing to drink more and teasing. Some may even buy a large drink simply because they are afraid of not getting every penny's worth of soda.
A: Hold on Jeff, let me go get a large coke.
B: I thought you were trying to lose weight.
A: Hey, it's cheap, and that's why I'm getting one.
B: Why get a large though?
A: Dude, it's the McSummer rule!
B: Whatever. You're not actually gonna drink the whole thing are you?
A: 'course not........just don't question it.
by drinkupordie June 22, 2010
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Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.
According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.
by Pussbucket January 20, 2011
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Rule Sus

anything can be turned into an among us crewmate or a crewmate can drawn over the image can people can't stop seeing it
Hey I can see a crewmate in this image isn't it called rule sus
by Chico The Bird March 07, 2021
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The pound rule

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.
Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep
by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019
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Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 16, 2022
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the boosh rule

Invoking "The boosh rule" is a request to get back on task.

It originated during Run Amok recording sessions due to the natural tendency of the band and the producer to both get stuck talking about and quoting The Mighty Boosh for hours on end while they were supposed to be recording.

'The Boosh Rule' initially was a rule that was set to prevent this - no talking about The Mighty Boosh until you were finished tracking for the day.

In the time that has passed it has since spread and come to refer to any procrastination or lack of attention to the immediate task.
Meeting participant 1: So what's next on the agenda? I can't find it in the notes .. I wish there was a program guide for this ridiculous meeting.
Meeting participant 2: Oh hey did you hear that there's a new program guide service starting up?
Meeting participant 1: Cool, no I didn't - when does it go online?
Meeting participant 2: It should be starting soon, pretty cheap I hear.
Meeting participant 1: Neat, forward me the URL.
Meeting participant 3: Hey! You two! The Boosh Rule.
by nhac August 15, 2007
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