River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
by C76M June 14, 2013
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Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.
Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.
by DuckPondMan April 09, 2021
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River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
by Owen Crash November 16, 2021
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river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.
That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.
by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011
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River Chicken

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022
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River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.
I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.
by March 03, 2021
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River Vale

best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt
that’s a river vale kid
by chickenisCOOL August 25, 2019
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