River Ouze

To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.

My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze

by SillyDog900 April 22, 2009

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

the dirty river

Another Name for Sacramento.

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!

by Fuck Whitney High School Like Yee May 14, 2008

river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 13, 2013

pike river

A mining tragedy that happened on November 19 2010, on the West Coast of New Zealand. 29 men lost their lives.

Person 1: Did you hear about the Pike River disaster?

Person 2: It's so sad...

by Hay_gurl_hay April 22, 2014

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014