Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
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Known to be the horniest of all dinosaurs. Prefers to have group mating sessions with a blonde human female, often while the young pterodactyl watches.
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It is applicable when one is not so much asleep as passed the fuck out. PTFO can apply to anyone who is drunk, high, or simply tired as fuck. PTFO happens in random as shit places, such as the school bus, Starbucks, floors, creeks, and isolated mattresses.
A PTFO can easily be identified by how funny the person looks while they are PTFO.
It is applicable when one is not so much asleep as passed the fuck out. PTFO can apply to anyone who is drunk, high, or simply tired as fuck. PTFO happens in random as shit places, such as the school bus, Starbucks, floors, creeks, and isolated mattresses.
A PTFO can easily be identified by how funny the person looks while they are PTFO.
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