potato sacking

Chuck Norris version of tea bagging

Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking

by Mokattam September 4, 2008

dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."

Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."

by Kent Rockefeller April 6, 2004

potato cobbler

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

pink potato

a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff

ah he such a pink potato aint he

by shanus the anus 2k10 May 11, 2010

Sexy potatoes

A group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.

Ann, Maddy, and Ai are sexy potatoes.

by Aisuuu November 11, 2012

potato canckles

The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.

First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.

Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.

First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......

Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.

First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.

*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........

*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rawtalent March 24, 2020

Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

by CyferGreen November 7, 2021