Pony up

To get it together and stop fuckin around.

Guy 1: Hey man this shits gettin real, you need to pony up and get serious man
Guy 2: I gotchu fam

by Babies and dildo salad April 7, 2020

Poni tiem

It's when faggots raid a chatroom with pony talk

Normal people: *blah blah blah*
Bronies: poni tiem
Person 1: God please no...
Bronies: MAH LITTLE PONI,
Person 2: Skinny and bony.
Bronies: STFU NUUUB

*bronies quit*

Jon: Alex, my chat was Poni tiem'd.
Alex: That sucks.

by Lolzurky June 28, 2015

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018