Steel Pony Pork Rinds

The face of Tax Evasion and money laundering

I tried asking about their secret recipe, but it turns out Steel Pony Pork Rinds isn't a snack—it's just the tastiest front for money laundering this side of the Mississippi.

by A non-anonymous indevidual April 09, 2025

Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.

We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.

by dashcalabash December 20, 2024

low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.

I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.

by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

Pony Painter

Slang term for Native American

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.

by davicrow August 20, 2023

Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog May 15, 2011

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019