Roni Teh Poni

A short kid that has his own theme song.

Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.

by shygirltara July 12, 2020

low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.

I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.

by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

One Trick Pony

Or OTP for short, a term used to describe Wayne Harrison, very little talent, zero comedy, overuses basic jokes, otherwise known as a drip.

“Wayne is such a one trick pony, an OTP if you will…what a drip”

by Chapy the Papi June 30, 2021