Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.

"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

by lumberjack77 January 1, 2015

tit please

Asking politely to see a woman's (or man's) tit

Tit please ;)

by Mr.Spanky. June 27, 2016

Kilty pleasure

When she gives you a little scottish reach around

Yeah she gave me a kilty pleasure to remember her by

by Lolbruhwtf May 21, 2017

kilty pleasure

When a bar wench reaches around under your kilt and gives you something to remember her by.

That lass over yonder gave me some kilty pleasure last weekend

by Dicktonairy May 27, 2017

Nigga Please

Something a white man would say at KFC if he wanted to get shot.

KFC worker: Hurry up, your holding up the line.
You: Nigga Please
KFC worker: (gasps)
Your brains: *SPLAT*

by qwerty。 April 22, 2018

kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.

Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...

by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018

Pregnant pleasure

When you're fucking a pregnant girl, you're dick is inside her and her baby gives you a handjob.

"I want some pregnant pleasure!"

by fwubfubgilavuebgrwiregjb May 7, 2018