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phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016
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Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.
Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016
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phantsy

Adj. Phone antsy. The desire to hang up the phone.
After an hour on the phone with his Aunt Bernice, Alex became phantsy, lied about dinner plans, and hung up.
by Pankystank June 18, 2016
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phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.
I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down
by Ewrecksean May 13, 2016
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Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.
Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
by EricMLP June 11, 2016
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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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phantom cancer

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016
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