Peter Principle

Description of phenomenon by which the most incompetent members of a given organization will inevitably, inexorably, incomprehensibly rise to the the highest levels of power. In short, a person's responsibilities are inversely related to that person's ability to perform said responsibilities.

George W. Bush's Presidency is the Peter Principle in its most horrible realization.

by Lumberg February 18, 2005

pulled a peter

jizzed or, ejaculating in ones pants

that girl was so hot i almost pulled a peter!

by Dan Simmions April 29, 2011

Pulled a Peter

-To tell a absurd lie
-To over exaggerate about a past situation
-To be a douche

Guy 1: Man I slept with those 3 girls yesterday.
Guy2: Yeah right man, you just pulled a peter.

by ty4inv September 11, 2010

Peter-Twirling

Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.

Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.

Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010

peter dickinson

peter dickinson
Known as 88 by most girls, he's pretty much as perfect as a guy gets, really nice, hilarious, so popular, so....sexy...too sexy...lol, n how can any1 for get him being "THRILLA"

Kat:Wow u see Peter Dickinson in the Towel?
Mon: yea...omg...i'd give anything to be with him,even for one night
Kat:There's nothing i wouldnt do for him:)

by Kitty KAt91 December 9, 2008

peter lovin

A quicky from a guy/girl you dont know, usually sweaty stinky and nasty as hell!!usually bar sex or back alley dirt sex, with a not so pretty girl on a drunk and disasterous night and now you have the clap!!!

come ere girl gimme some that peter lovin!!

or can i get some peter lovin?

by mis T dawn October 9, 2008

Peter Manoley

cock block for life

when Peter manoley is the one that is always following wooffy around and cock blocking him every where he goes even on the phone after leaving eh has to call to intrupt knowing that i am talkn to her

by woooffy32 October 20, 2008