Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
by Chonky woman July 21, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.
AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.
AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.
John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.
by Jonpol November 21, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.
by Titty city December 16, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. The GOAT of football he will absolutely destroy messi and ronaldo ON THE SAME TEAM. If you dont know who he is your living under a rock (or you dont watch bfordlancer)
by A1zamemer May 11, 2023
Get the Patrick Ferrymug. The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side
Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick bad. No Patrick
by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 5, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. by roarw December 17, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.