Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

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Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?

Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)

by LeDarke March 9, 2020

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Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt

Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022

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wolf painting

A work of art inspired by a traumatic dream.

John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.

by qaptoR July 30, 2021

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Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

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