Jurassic Parkinsons

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene

Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010

Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

by snl909 December 14, 2010

easy pickins

Noun. Someone who is very nice and people like to ask them for favors and get nothing much back in return.

Real talk, Sista. Don’t be easy pickins for these jive turkeys out here. Don’t cook for nobody if they ain’t buyin the food.

by Terry Bad Ice September 26, 2017

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.

Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.

by quepasa doc July 18, 2006

pickinini

A haircut commonly seen worn by black female children in which parts of the hair are separated by hair-bands into multiple stubby, spike-like bunches equivalent in size.

The other day at the laundromat, i saw a rather large black woman with her 3 year-old daughter. The child was dressed in pink shorts, pink sandals, a pink spaghetti-strap shirt, and had a pickinini hairstyle.

by Timboner March 23, 2008

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

packing lunch

A synonym for pwn or beast, referring to video games. To kick someone's ass while playing a video game, usually fighting games (Ex: COD)

"COD? I'm always packing lunch on that game"

by SakuStar July 27, 2011