turn her straight

No, no you can't

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...

by keyboard8 September 12, 2024

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

U-Turn

When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.

Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?

I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.

by rgmetro March 29, 2017

Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

by sncbrax June 18, 2022

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

turnt-turns

Another word for breast, tiddies, or boobs.

"Here comes your mom! Hurry up, and cover your turnt-turns up!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2004

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023