Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022

Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Pimp Grass

Weed

You got any Pimp Grass

by Lord Death 666 January 31, 2019

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

by Deafin January 28, 2021

Grass beaver

Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.

Watch out for that grass beaver.

by Elizabeth ssssssss February 19, 2017

Grass snake

A term used for a small penis, usually on a white male.

Jemma: So Sarah, did you give Chad that blowjob?
Sarah: Nah, he had too much of a grass snake

by ClappedClam October 26, 2017