this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
by james watson March 8, 2005
Get the morning suprise cummingmug. A shitty show made by two somehow-famous dickheads where they talk for 20 minutes which is extremely boring. They don't deserve their fame and it's annoying when people say they're great when all they do is ramble in un-interesting videos
by thatpenguinguy April 8, 2015
Get the Good Mythical Morningmug. by Hazey_Morning March 25, 2003
Get the Hazey Morningmug. Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
by bearbax May 29, 2009
Get the Celebrate Morning Massmug. when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.
i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.
by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008
Get the the early morning enimamug. When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"
by blah7890 September 27, 2010
Get the Monday Morning Hangovermug. Spicy morning glory, describes the surprising immolation effects on a penis, owing to morning bareback anal, following a clandestine evening trip for suicide wings by the receiver.
I wish my partner had told me about their fucking trip to Wild Wings last night. Instead of our usual wake up ass violation, I got a non consensual dose of spicy morning glory.
by ODBacchus May 19, 2018
Get the Spicy morning glorymug.