National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

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neverending quest to save one's girlfriend

What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."

"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."

by Uma Glurman November 12, 2004

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big titty goth girlfriend

yuri from doki doki

"hey, have you seen my slave aka my big titty goth girlfriend."

by moto.moto.69 August 4, 2019

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I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

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