myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool

Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead

by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

myspace hardcore

A genre which is the blend of melodic hardcore, early metallic hardcore and some post-hardcore. It usually has metallic hardcore riffs oftentimes influenced by early metalcore bands such as Earth Crisis, Visions of Disorder or Poison the Well, melodic choruses and the occasional dissonant chords. It makes heavy use of screamed vocals, although shouting, cleans and gang vocals are also prominent. The genre gets it's name from it's popularity on sites such as MySpace.

Examples of MySpace Hardcore: Evergreen Terrace, later Comeback Kid, Arrow Minds (an especially modern example), A Dozen Furies (very ATG infused example)

by mish1 September 25, 2023

Chronic Myspace User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CMU. A chronic Myspace User when first tries myspace feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Myspace.

Don't get me wrong Myspace.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Myspace User

by Charlie Chaplin November 2, 2005

thats so myspace

When someone is using a technology that's old and thinks it's still cool.

I updated my facebook page. Did you see my new pics?

Thats so myspace, everyone uses Google+ now.

by UsualSuspects July 1, 2011

fox news' myspace page

a source of notoriously unreliable information

"Condoms cause AIDS? Where'd you hear that? Fox news' myspace page?"

by Tomohiro Idokoro September 6, 2008

Tom From Myspace

That Guy from myspace who is always there when you create a myspace account but you never accept a friend request.WHAT'S WITH THAT? a guy who has been parodied so many times that it's unbelievable.

I Want a t-shirt that says "I love Tom from myspace" then a picture of Tom on the back

by dac19903 September 12, 2006