Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.
‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’
by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018
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little johnny

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 28, 2022
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Little Chit

When you need to rage so bad but your afraid of getting banned on any online server for swearing, so you call everybody who reks you this.
“Your trash, you suck, little chit!”

“Seriously? Grow tf up kid, who says that?”

“Me, your cheating you LITTLE CHIT!”

“Wow kid, I am so scared”

“I am going to report you, now!”

Ok kid, see you tomorrow in the morning in the kitchen for breakfast, I bang your mom and stay the night, I might even become your stepdad”

“Hahaha really ok, bye Little Chit, I’ll see you then!”
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little poufla

this term is used to describe a small cute dog
awww....look at little poufla sleeping in her basket
by Charlie_Baby October 02, 2007
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little pat

Also known as LP. An enormous gash; a gaping and disgustingly large gash. Most often paired with enlarged, swollen and hairy areolas
by Damilkissour July 28, 2017
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A little something

Used to represent a gift while you're presenting it to someone.

It means that the gift wasn't a big deal and is usually said so the person receiving it doesn't feel guilty about accepting the gift.
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little weiner

people with little weiners are below average in looks and inches. Typically names starting with the letter L because they are a major L.
Little Weiners are used always single, poor landen.
by BBBlover69 April 24, 2023
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