Liberal Christian

A person who religiously identifies as a Christian but dislikes creeds and religious exclusion in general, has Open Communion, embraces views of salvation that emphasize social and personal transformation as more important than some after-death status conferred by God onto the individual, views the social and moral teachings of Christ as integral to his role as Redeemer of the world, doubts or rejects Biblical inerrancy, is open to panentheistic, pantheistic, and deistic notions of God, and/or is generally allergic to anything that smacks of fundamentalism. Liberal Christians tend to be in mainline Protestant denominations. Liberal Christians are not necessarily liberal in politics, though many of them are. Listening to Christian rock music does not make one a liberal Christian.

The first liberal Christian whose liberal religion I respected was a highschool classmate of mine. We were talking about homosexuality, and she reminded me that among the many things forbidden in the New Testament is that vain and haughty aberration of braided hair on women (which you will find in 1 Timothy 2:9).

by irsage May 3, 2011

Liberal Republican

1: One who collects fecal matter

2: An idiotic oxymoron

3: A myth

I once thought I was a Liberal Republican, but it turns out I was just a bed-wetter.

by Incog-NEATO! May 29, 2010

liberal words

A baseless sterotype created by Neo-cons to demonize Liberals and their supporters.
Words like this convey the Right-Wings lack of Knowledge on what Liberals think and believe.
Don't be fooled

See Conservative Sucker Punch

It's not Liberal words, it's Logic!
Liberals put L back in Logic.

by Concerned_Patriot December 12, 2007

Liberal

Pussy ass bitch

Your a fucking liberal.

by Ramslynn December 31, 2017

Leeber

A leeber is someone who forces their opinions upon others.

That leeber over there just forced his friends to buy a Limp Bizkit record.

by Big Mr. Jay May 6, 2004

Leberknight

A Leberknight is a Knight of the Leber. Leber is the German word for liver. So a Leberknight is a powerful individual, who can and will do incredible things to and with your liver. Their powers allow them to force endorphin-release, or poisoning; members of this reclusive clan have been known to stimulate orgasm or death by means of manipulating their target's liver with their mind.

despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.

Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's

common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name

antonym: bitch

patient: But, doc, you told me I had terminal liver cancer, how could it just vanish?
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.

Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.

Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight

mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"

potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!

teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.

by SoundShaman June 20, 2010

Libersexuality

To freely love without specific sexual orientation labels. (i.e. Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.)

Amy: "I'm not pansexual. I am well aware of a person's gender."
Jane: "So you're bisexual?"
Amy: "No!! I'll fall for whomever I want without being labeled."
Amy's libersexuality lets her love who she wants without the stress of being a specific.

by Tacotaku September 8, 2012