Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain

The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.

by FSPer October 12, 2019

AIM law

No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.

Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."

by tarshtoo September 11, 2011

Law-Dawg

A police dog.

"Oh look, the police brought a law-dawg with them. They must looking for drugs."

by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.

The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.

by Jomali January 12, 2015

Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020

law of shananagans

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries

the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions

by stud-muffin November 27, 2012