Sitting on my ass doing nothing. Laurels were given as honors of achievement as in a crown of laurels for Roman senators. Someone who rests on them is considered lazy.
Man: The floor needs to be mopped.
Woman: (While washing dishes) It's not like I'm resting on my laurels here. I'll get to it when I'm done with this.
Woman: (While washing dishes) It's not like I'm resting on my laurels here. I'll get to it when I'm done with this.
by AllHorns May 20, 2014
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Lauren is a BAD BITCH. She knows what she wants and all hell will break lose if she is denied. DO NO FUCK WITH HER. If you try and play with this squirel bitch she will rip your fucking dick out. Cross her at your own risk
by Dog eat Dog pt. 33 June 11, 2018
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by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018
Get the Lauren mug.Lauren is a unique woman who claims to be from North Jersey but in reality is from SLOWER JERSEY (AKA South Jersey). This is a sensitive issue and any mention of it should be avoided.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Oh no... is that Lauren pushing a shopping cart into the Supermarket???? YES it is... better call EMS now, there are going to be a LOT of casualties.
by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! May 8, 2018
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Oh she is competitive she is a Lauren
by Shicky Wicky June 23, 2019
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