Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 19, 2020

shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick February 16, 2018

shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick February 21, 2018

Grave Knobbing

Bury a fleshlight in the ground near a gravestone and proceed to have sex while making eye contact with the grave stone.

Donny's wife passed away. He missed her so much he decided to go grave knobbing.

by Anther Billows February 09, 2019

Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid that everything they do in life is a stupid move.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and now it's leaking again.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024