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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
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Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.
Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*
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She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.
Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*
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Jade Nicole

Hot electronic singer, producer, and songwriter known for her bass-heavy, hard-hitting sound. SHE IS SO SO HOT. LISTEN TO JADE STNAN JADE NICOLE AND AMBERLICIOUS. X X X

FUCK DISNEY IM GOING PLAYBOY.
Stupid thing: Who tf is jade nicole
Ayesha: WATCHU SAY BITCH?!?!?!? AW HELL NAH BLOOD, HOLD UP HOLDUP, YOU KNOW I KEEP THIS BURNER ON ME
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Jade

Damn that ass is phat I bet her name is Jade
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Damn she’s got a phattie, her names gotta be Jade
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Jade is not always a girl but is a very cool dude that everyone loves
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