Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.
I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.
by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013
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optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."
i totally optimus socked russell last night.
by thedragondoes August 11, 2007
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Lost sock

A single or lonley person that is usually found lurking in the back of party’s trying to make as least eye contact with others as possible.
“Oh you poor lost sock
You lost sock”
“I hope James stops being a little bitch and stops being a lost sock and finds a pair”
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Sock dick

by DJ904 April 05, 2019
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socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's
person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes
by the green guy July 23, 2009
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Sock Party

An informal gathering where appropriate attire for gentlemen is a sock over the genitals, and nothing else.
I wouldn't go in function room "C" if I were you, the Bristol Wheelchair Morris Dancer's Society are having their AGM, and it's turned into a Sock Party.
by Sock Party Dre November 07, 2010
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dirty socks

the smell of Parmesan cheese topping, also known as stinky socks.
"Whew, that 'dirty socks' on the pizza stinks. I can smell it all the way over here!"
by Kurious Jeorge January 30, 2009
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