Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 09, 2021

painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 27, 2009

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023