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ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.
Jhee Ed daffern get away from the primary school and put on a top I can see ur muscles and huge cock
by Lewis brown October 31, 2020
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picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.
by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010
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Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau November 5, 2012
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michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment
by inDev_ April 4, 2021
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Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.
Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
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cuck(ed)

cock fucked; fucked over; treated in a bad or unfair way, may be used while playing video games or irl
(whilst playing game) dammit you just cuck(ed) me!
by Mikayla’s trash March 22, 2019
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