How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

I am all emoticons.

How you express feeling happy and sad and/or nostalgic at the same time.

(while listening to 80's music and reminiscing):
I am all emoticons...

by AnkhDream August 21, 2023

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

i am

the shortest sentence possiblen't
its actually "no"

him: are you a person
you; i am

by ishu4 April 30, 2023

Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.

"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."

by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023