by PhatBrownCow September 1, 2017
Get the orange horsemug. An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!
Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011
Get the Earley Horsemug. by onexX2dogsXx February 3, 2020
Get the Horse cheesemug. 1) a high schooler that voice cracks when screaming "Christ" during strenuous physical activity; could involve strain in athletic activity or straight up not giving up during sex
2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him
2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him
Ex. 1: "Well damn he's really not gonna pull out tonight is he!?!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."
Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."
Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"
by whokilledreidponder May 19, 2016
Get the Sneaky Horsemug. by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020
Get the Horse Baloneymug. A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses
by Ballerboy38 February 19, 2018
Get the barbs horsesmug. by Sloppy July 21, 2019
Get the Horses Assmug.