I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016
Get the Hot Smurfmug. A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
Get the Hotness Detectormug. An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.
by hot honez November 30, 2022
Get the Hot Honezmug. Generally describing a woman who is so breath-takingly beautiful and/or desirable that men are inspired to act in an outrageously stupid or foolish manner in order to gain her attention or interest.
by Bat55 October 7, 2021
Get the stupid hotmug. Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
Get the Hot as a stovemug. by TeeRexct June 3, 2017
Get the bangin hotmug. A condition caused by lack the of travel, relocation or experience outside of Oneida County. This condition causes someone to seem like a “Perfect 10” on the scale of attraction, but in reality is closer to a 5-6 in the real world.
Friend: Man she is hot, she’s a perfect 10.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.
by Get me out of here December 13, 2017
Get the Utica Hotmug.