The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
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Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
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Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014
Get the crotch grabbers mug.Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.
"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?
"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".
"Damn. I need a beard".
"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".
"Damn. I need a beard".
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Get the ground grabbers mug.The Phil Gribble is the art of pinning a girl up against the wall in a physically aggressive manor just like Phil Mitchell on Eastenders. You then Proceed to go down on her fast and 'shirley' making sure that you eat all the mess running down her legs whether that be estrogen or shit from the sexual torture. A girl WHo has been phil Gribbled right will be physically Impaired for at least 2 hours.
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Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her
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