- Did you saw the new Star Wars movie?
- No, I haven't. I can't afford tickets.
- Just borrow from the internet
Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.
- No, I haven't. I can't afford tickets.
- Just borrow from the internet
Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.
by dedibot April 21, 2018
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Get the Eyes from heaven mug.Chris Flores aka Nudes aka Tech aka Geo's Papi. Rumor has it this dude has been around longer than iFunny Chef himself. Co-Leader of the famous Twerk Team™ which consists of Geo, Chris, Tavian, Frankie, Bo, Luis and headass Oscar. 3rd best ass-eater on the app, 1st and 2nd place are held by none other than the God Geo himself and the nameless man who is only known as 'Jimmy' aka Often.
Brokenhearted eGirl: thank you Chris. honestly thank you. thanks for showing me what love is and what its like being in love. thank you for showing me what its like to completely adore someone and love them. most of all Chris, thank you for showing me what heartbreak is. what its like to not feel a single thing. that's it. take care, bye.
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by Often May 26, 2019
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Get the Sasuke from ICMA mug.Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.
Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
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