Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013

energy drunk

derived from "energy drink." Energy drunk is a mixture of alcohol and any type of energy drink.

cop: Hey, you cant drink alcohol in here.

drinker: Oh man, i spent all day mixing this shit

cop: Wait dude is that energy drunk? Gimmie some of that shit bitch

by neep15 August 15, 2009

drunk dial

the best way to tell the chick you are infatuated with that you want to sleep with her in the near future. it is often helped if the number of beers your mates have drunk is also quite high and they are very perswasive

billy: im not sure if i should tell jane how i feel about her
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane

by super billy bob October 24, 2006

Drunk Spacing

The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.

Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"

Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"

by amoeba9 December 27, 2008

drunk file

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

by peteycrack April 8, 2010

jj drunk

When you get really drunk on the team bus. Weather you're on the team or not.

Hey man how was the game last night?

Good but our dads got JJ drunk!

by Tommy560987 January 23, 2014

drunk drafting

Typing up a first draft of an essay while inebriated. Common in college freshman.

Oh my God, did you read Kelly's first draft of her English paper? She was clearly drunk drafting last night.

by piroteknix April 28, 2010