Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Diamond

A down ass female always down to ride and have your back. She's always willing to match one way or another and supports her own habit. She'll whoop a bitches ass and she's about that life. Usually has many fans and is fun to chill with and flail.

Person 1 - Dude what u tryna do today?
Person 2 - idk maybe get some shit and hit up diamond? She's always down to match.

Person 1 - Facts. Hell yeah. Bet.

by TOO-SAVAGE.21 August 28, 2021

Diamond Blasting

To come upon or gain financial status which was otherwise to good to be true.

"I guess we ballin' out, we diamond blasting'" - Nevr_A

by Nevr_A May 13, 2023

Diamond

A Hard Rock that is very rare and valuable.

Person one: Wow is that a diamond
Person two: Yeah, it cost me an arm and a leg

by Mitzuri June 8, 2022

diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.

Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god

by Alegitguy November 28, 2021

Diamond pussy

December of 2021 Cardi B became the first and only black female rapper to have 3 diamond certified singles with songs like “Bodak Yellow”, “Girls Like You”, and as of recent “I Like It”, which was named 2018’s song of the summer.

Cardi B proves everytime that she has Diamond pussy when she releases any of her music

by Bardigang4l👠 December 13, 2021

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023