A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025
Get the Corporate cuckmug. by Yerrrtdys January 25, 2022
Get the Cuckmug. by Lil bomber September 14, 2019
Get the Cuckmug. A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit.
(Short version of cuckold)
(Short version of cuckold)
by DaCroissant 69 June 11, 2023
Get the Cuckmug. by bw6984 September 11, 2025
Get the Apple Cuckmug. by mantegz March 19, 2023
Get the cuckmug. Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.
by ToughMurph May 16, 2018
Get the Clapped Cuckmug.