Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

Crusty

When the cum has dried in the sheets

"Honey what's this dry stuff on ur bed?"
"Oh that's nothing just crusty."

by maryharryballs March 7, 2017

Crusty

Cheraya’s toes / feet

Cheraya’s toes are crusty

by Baked bean03 July 22, 2019

Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

crusty

something that is old, boring or outdated.

tia: Do you wanna go to the library
Leah: No that's major crusty

by guccigalllllllllllllllllllllX August 11, 2018

Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.

Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!

by Big_Fard March 4, 2022