An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
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Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016
Get the Joe close mug.First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
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Get the soul-close mug.When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
by snatchyZ May 9, 2018
Get the too close to call it mug.A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.
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