Cheese'n'rice 

A phrase used instead of saying "Jesus Christ"...god forbid we take that name in vain.

Cheese'n'rice,what happened to the kitchen!!

Cheese'n'rice by TrinaElaine June 18, 2008

cheese man 

A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)

Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.

cheese man by bboucher June 6, 2011

cheese wheel

A short fat dick. reference Ron White.

She wants my cheese wheel.

cheese wheel by Joshinak August 22, 2006

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey 

Frenchman

Harry is a right cheese eating surrender monkey

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey by E.S.A.D March 19, 2009

Cheese-Dicking 

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.

A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!

Cheese-Dicking by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011

Cheese Ninja 

A soon to be popular one page comic strip, depicting a ninja who spouts seemingly non sensical phrases at whim. Highly skilled in the art of Ninjutsu, this ninja when not sparring likes to make cheese of varying flavours.

Cheese Ninja: spoon muffin cork bottle!

Cheese Ninja by VaiZone November 8, 2007

cheese poof 

(noun)
From the TV cartoon South Park - Cheese Poofs is the favored snack of Cartman, regarly bought for him by Cartman's mom. The ultimate non-nutritous TV snack.
After the tv series got regognition, "cheese poof" became a popular slang word with various meanings. It can be used as an insult as well as a word for all sorts of unhealthy snacks.
According to rumour, "cheese poof" crisps exist in the real world too. Possibly an attempt to ride on the South Park wave.

1. (original) I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Now give me those cheese poofs, damnit!
2. (extended) Man, I'm hungover. Let's go grab some cheese poof kinda snack.
3. (insult) You wanna go home to bed and it's not even midnight? Don't be such a cheese poof!

cheese poof by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004