Weird Beard

weird.

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!

by anonymous September 22, 2003

dick beard

1. Someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.

2. See Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his dick.

Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.

by Falconpwn February 06, 2011

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 March 29, 2006

Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 17, 2008

anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003

bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 02, 2006

Anal beard

A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.

by Fresh May 05, 2003