Brian

A big lipped bastard living in his grand mother's basement being rude on the internet to others.

Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.

by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021

Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023

brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.

You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh

by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017

Brian

a guy who dates a lot of girls; a player

girl one: me and Brian just broke up!
girl two: me and Brian just started dating

*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian

by true facts lister March 27, 2020

Brian

A guy who will break your heart three days out of no where after he said he wanted something in the future with you.

Friend: do not go back to Brian, he will just end up hurting you again. Do not give him another chance.
Me: I know.

by joceee November 20, 2023

Brian Gonzalez

The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.

I love Brian Gonzalez, he’s the best!

by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022