First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024

European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.

"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."

by sweetntart July 26, 2024

Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)

Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025

Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026

Gay baptism

When it’s your first time having a man dump his cum on your face and you like it. The holy waters make you a born again gayboi✌️😌

“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”

by Meanqueen August 11, 2025

Air boating

The act of motor boating, but analy. Or the act of blowing air into another's ass.

He bent her over the couch and started air boating her.

by Vantallywacker August 25, 2025

Pink baptism

The step by step guide to turn into a diva.

Step 1. Dye your hair pink
Step 2. Dye your face pink
Step 3. Dye your body pink
CLOCK ITTT

"After this mental breakdown im ready for my Pink baptism"

"Omggg diva downnnn"

"SHE READY PURRR"

by aleyo September 9, 2025