attracting bears

when a girl is on her period...

I heard that she attracts bears

by Mikegels July 16, 2005

sneaky bear

one who is a truly sneaky person, witty, or random, but it works for them.

Wow, Sara you little sneaky bear, you.

by carcarzz April 23, 2008

Teddy bear

a person who you fuck with from time to time

i need my teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015

Buzzy Bear

a large woodland creature with lots of fur and a very dense mat of chode hair. It is very fast over land, but hates water and getting wet. It is among the most negative of forest animals and is constantly complaining. They love italian food and tobasco sauce. One of their favorite things in the world are large tits and big asses. They love the sex.

"There goes that buzzy bear, damn he's fast."

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006

hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

rizzly bear

A type of person to rizz up any girl at anytime.
The ultimate is getting the number with just saying few of words.

Ultimate rizz.

Yo you got rizz? That makes you a rizzy bear?

Yeah I just pulled a girl with my ultimate rizzly power

Rizzly bear. Get girls at any cost easily and cock block any bitch at any moment in time ez

by UnknownMario December 12, 2022

Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014