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first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
by m. n. November 13, 2007
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APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
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Rhyming Ape

A response given as a reply when you can't understand a rambling idiot with an accent
Q: What did he just say?
A: A rhyming ape
by Heath79 October 12, 2008
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Ape

A woman with a perfect booty, and smells like bum.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.
is that the ape
yes it is ape.
ape ape ape ape
bub bub bub
by Zoe Sharp October 21, 2008
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APS

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Angry Pretend Sleeper

An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
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Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
Jake the Ape shit out my window.
by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
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Ape Cunt

Ape Cunt is very similar to Ape Shit, however the key difference is pertains to a female. Specifically, an angry, infuriated, livid bitch.
Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"
by Zel1 January 8, 2015
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